RANDOM: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond Has Entered the “Milk-Radius”
Attention Hunters! We have received intel from the Lactic Federation, and we can conclude that Metroid Prime 4: Beyond has now entered the mysterious “Milk-Radius”.
“What is that????” you might say. Well, do not skim this; it’s a once-in-a-lifetime event where something you deeply want to have is attainable before the milk gets spoiled. That’s right! Prime 4 is just Beyond the corner.
Let’s consult the graph:
Omega Analysis: as we can see, we are here in the present. To the right of us are two events that are about to happen, and to the left is an event that has already happened. It turns out that by the time the milk expires, we will already have been able to experience the 2025 sequel to the 2007 game. Hunters, we can happily say: we really don’t have to wait much longer!
Andy Spiteri is the Webmaster of Omega Metroid and Host of the Omega Metroid Podcast, The Zelda Cast, and Virtual Theater. Probably drinking a Tim Horton’s Double Double as you read this.
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